How Many Pizzas Are On Venus?

A Book of Poems

By Scot MacKinnon

How Many Pizzas Are On Venus? A book of Poems

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Sugar Pimp Daddy

You know when a true Sugar Pimp Daddy is walking down the street,
'Cause you will see all the pretty ladies drop at his feet.
See, the ladies just can't get enough of his stride;
if you're lucky he might just take you for a ride.

Sugar Pimp Daddy knows how to treat his ladies real fine.
He orders the best champagnes and finest wines so his ladies will have a real good time;

After all, they make him money all the time.
And Sugar Pimp Daddy, well he sure knows how to dress,
'Cause it's not only the ladies that have got to look their best.
He always looks like a cool cat, he wears the finest shoes with a matching hat;
With his solid gold watch and chains, and of course, a matching cape and cane.
A diamond dollar sign ring, and a gold tooth for some additional bling.
With a satin V-neck shirt to show off all those gold chains, and his hairy chest.
So now you are starting to understand why the ladies like him the best,
And come running when Sugar Pimp Daddy spreads his arms.
'Cause it's not about his dough, it's all about Sugar Pimp Daddy's charm-
Or is it 'cause he keeps a monster inside his dancing pants?